the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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