Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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