Dual....:-)
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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