no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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