he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
