Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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