She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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