We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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