The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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