So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??