Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom