Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.