Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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