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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

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  Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina

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  Post that event on your timeline

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused

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