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• (619): View more from California

  Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.

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• (209): View more from California

  She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.

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  just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer

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• (347): View more from New York

  In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom

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