Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
as a side note pls kill me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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