3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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