Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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