North Korea, Best Korea!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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