was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
is it fun? or sober?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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