I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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