i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
