Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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