kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
you had me at cake vodka
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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