What did we do last night that was yellow?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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