Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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