we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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