Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
honey bunches of taint.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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