I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Randomize