She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I'm at about main and main street
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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