So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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