literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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