I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
