She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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