they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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