THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just tell him i said nine months
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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