i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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