Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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