Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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