ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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