Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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