Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"

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(613): View more from Ontario

Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.

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(616): View more from Michigan

they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.

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