She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right