so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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