I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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