I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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