I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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