My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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