we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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