You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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