white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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