Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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