How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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