I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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