Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The feeling are messing with the penis
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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