How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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