You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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