PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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