My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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