I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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