I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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