Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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